Air Force One Has Crashed In China

Air Force One Crash in China

(Beijing) – A large jet plane has crashed on a Chinese rice farm, feared to be Air Force One. Panic stricken over The international incident, local officials have been mobilized and sent to the farm in force.

By the time first responders arrived, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The rescue team entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the rice farmer tending to a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor. “Hey” the team leader yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”

“Yes, I Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off his tractor’s engine.

“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?” asked the official. The still unconcerned farmer replied with a simple “Yep.”

Franticly the team wanted to know “if there were any survivors?” “Nope, They all killed straight out, no survivor” the farmer answered. “I buried them all myself. Took me all morning.”, “President Obama is dead?” asked the Official. “Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, “He kept saying he wasn’t, but you know how even the Americans know how bad that guy lies.”

In case you missed it, this story is a joke and we have told it several times before! Nothing about it is true other than the fact that most people know that Barack Obama is a liar.

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