Bill Clinton pulled over by Highway Patrol, Blames Hillary

Former President Bill Clinton decided Sunday to take out his 1967 Mustang convertible to celebrate Hillary being away from home on the campaign trail and was out on the interstate for a nice morning drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a ’67 Mustang,” he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The police cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Sunday.

I don’t feel like more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration or the overtime of writing a US president a ticket, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

Clinton thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my lying nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were him trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

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