CAUGHT: Bill Clinton SCREWS up on campaign trail

While campaigning for his wife Hillary last month, Bill Clinton made more than a dozen trips to a mid-sized Pickle Factory, the owner of which has been a huge financial supporter of the Clintons for years.

Trusted online sources have reported that after about 6 visits he confessed to Mrs. Clinton that he had a “terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer”.

Angered but not surprised, the Presidential hopeful suggested that he see a therapist to talk about his strange desire, but Bill vowed to overcome this on his own.

Several stops later, The former President returned home absolutely ashen.

Hillary asked, “What’s wrong, Bill?”

Mr. Clinton answered, “Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

Hillary gasps, “My God, Bill, what happened?”

“I been banned from the factory”, replied Bill.

Hillary: “No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

Bill: “Oh, um, she got fired.”

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