In what started out as a routine day at the White House has turned into a tragedy for the Obama family as the First Lady is feared dead after a serious fall down the White House Grand Staircase.
Long time White House servant Henry Higgins, said in a statement that The First Lady was running at a high rate of speed, ‘possibly use the bathroom’, when she tripped and violently fell down 2 flights of stairs.
Higgins also stated. “I was on the scene before any help arrived”
When the Secret Service finally came to the aid, they found Mr. Higgins mopping the floor at the bottom of the stairs with Mrs. Obama nowhere in sight.
Concerned for Michelle’s safety they asked how the first lady was.
Without hesitation Higgins notified them “She is dead”.
Secret Service replied “What, you mean Michelle Obama is dead?”
The servant continuing with his chores answered: “Well, She kept saying she was okay, but we all know what a liar she is… so I carried her out back and buried the miscreant in the rose garden”
A Congressional request has been made that the nations zoos fly the flag at half-staff.
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