Michelle Obama to remodel-rename historical Lincoln bedroom as ‘Obama suite’

As Barack Obama’s Presidential run comes to an end Michelle has plans to gut, remodel and rename the historical Lincoln Bedroom to “The Obama Suite” in a bid to create a lasting legacy for her husbands Presidential Tenure.

Future Obama Suite that will replace the Lincoln Bedroom

Future Obama Suite that will replace the Lincoln Bedroom




Three contractors Have placed a bid on Michelle Obama’s plan. One is from Chicago, another is from the District of Columbia, and the third is from Mexico. All three have gone to the White House to examine the room and blue prints.

The D.C. contractor took out a tape measure and did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he said, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The Mexican contractor also did some measuring and figuring, then said, “I can do this job for $400. $300 for materials, $25 for my crew, and $75 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor didn’t even measure or figure, instead leaned over to the First Lady and whispered, “$2,400.” Mrs. Obama didn’t even flinch when she asked, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Mexico to do the work.” “Done!” replied Michelle as she wrote a check paying for the job with taxpayer money.

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