Trump Bites Head Off Kitten At New Hampshire Rally, Jumps Ten Points In Polls

Trump Bites Head Off Kitten At New Hampshire Rally, Jumps Ten Points In Polls

While at a campaign event in New Hampshire, Trump was introduced to the stage. He entered holding an adorable kitten. The crowd cheered. Then, as if he was overcome by the pure energy of the event, Trump bit off the head of the kitten, spit the head into the first row of onlookers, and threw the rest of the lifeless animal into the crowd.

However, what happened next was mind-boggling to liberals. Instead of being horrified, the crowd cheered even louder! And then just moments later Trump’s poll numbers jumped 10 points, increasing his lead among all the GOP candidates running for president.

The action even placed Trump winning by 92% in a national election against the liar Hillary Clinton.

There seems to be absolutely nothing Trump can say or do to make America not like him. Nothing. Not even biting the head off an adorable kitten.

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